That's why I'm on the Taurus Express..
The other day I met Samuel Ratchett.
I saw that Samuel Ratchett had a chocolate egg in his purse, the egg looked so damn delicious.
I just couldn't control myself, I HAD TO TAKE THE EGG..
So I did, it felt like magic in my fingers, it's mine... Mine! My precious, I stared on it for a while and i saw that Ratchett took down his hand in his pocket.. Was it another egg?
No lol it can't be. I punched him in stomach and I ran away while screaming: LOLOLOLOLOLOL.. I was fascinated by his amazing invention.
I had never seen anything like that. Subsequent I went to my compartment and worked on the idea.
After i ate the chocolate i found something amazing.. It was toy inside the egg, The next day i went to Ratchetts compartment and saw that he was dead, It was a sign from heaven, I must continue the work on the chocolate egg. I must find a name for the piece of glory.. I might call it, "The kinder egg".
I went into Ratchetts compartment and found a handkerchief with a letter embroidered onto it, I also found a pipe cleaner.. Lucky me i don't smoke pipe.
But I found a blood stain on my white costume, I suspected it was period.. Weird, I went out of my compartment to get some food and everyone was staring at me really weird. After I ate my food i went to Ratchetts compartment once again and I saw something very leery, It was a medical book written by me! Everything was spinning around and i was thinking: Did i murder him, no it can't be.. I was in my compartment all night, I found a prescription of The Kinder Egg in Mr. Ratchetts cabinet I saw that it was containing loads of drugs. Was i the one who might have killed Samuel Ratchett?
The prescription:
Chocolate ova:
Chocolate ovum continet 40% Cocos et 40% albus Cocos
sed etiam 10% Marijuana 10% of alia pharmaca.
Signatus by:
Samuel Ratchett
Translation:
Chocolate eggs:
Chocolate egg contains 40% cocoa and 40% white cocoa
but also 10% Marijuana 10% of other drugs.
Signed by:
Samuel Ratchett
